I knew a man who found the fountain of youth inside a
bottle of kentucky deluxe
Well he drank that stuff couldn't get enough, wouldn't
take to workin or anything that wasn't a cup.
He said, "all I need is kentucky deluxe."
Well the preacher kept preachin and his wife kept weepin
and her hanky was a-seepin with the tears of her greivin
oh no!!!!!!!11
well he couldn't fix her cause he didn't need no mixer he
filed for devorce didn't take no picture when he left
he said .......
well he started down the road found a coffin full of gold
aint no lost or found or so he'd been told.
well bought a duck and an ocean full of whiskey and thats
how he met me and i never did come back up.
he said.....
well he's a thousand years old floatin on an ocean in a
coffin full of gold thats just what ive been told
he don't look a day older there's a straw on his shoulder
to a tank of a drank that won't let his life smoulder.
he said.....
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
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